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    Old Bae Birthday Card

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    Damn You're Old Bae Inside Message: Blank

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    Twerkin' Birthday Card

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    Perfect birthday card to get the party started. A2 size card (5.5 X 4.25 in). Blank inside. Paired with kraft envelope. Printed on 100lb heavy ...

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    Young and Free Card

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    "One minute you're young and free and the next you're whispering sweet nothings to your air fryer" Our letterpress cards are printed on A4 sized co...

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    Birthday Blows Card

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    We all have that friend who gives the BEST blow jobs! Or at least they never stop claiming to, but who really knows. Wish that friend happy birthda...

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    Birthday Boy & Scooter Card

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    Dear Birthday Boy, It's your special day, and tonight I plan on giving you the ride of your life. Sincerely, Your Mobility Scooter Inside Message: ...

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    Hard Candies Card

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    This is a question that needs immediate answers! Us young people need to be prepared for things like this so we can plan our old people candy budge...

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    Terrify Birthday Card

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    "May your live long enough to terrify people when you drive. Happy Birthday" Our letterpress cards are printed on A4 sized cotton cardstock. Each c...

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    Unicorn Card

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    The perfect card for that friend you have a little bit of snarky banter with. Can’t let their ego get too big on their special day. Each of these c...

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    Lizzo Friendship Card

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    "Look in the mirror like damn, she the one. So proud of you, Lizzo" Our letterpress cards are printed on A4 sized cotton cardstock. Each card is bl...

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    Stupid Birthday Enclosure Card

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    "It's your stupid birthday." Enclosure cards are the perfect size for gift cards, flower cards, etc.! Each card is blank inside for your own messag...

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    Proper Adult Holiday Enclosure Card

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    "Yes. I got you a present. Like a proper adult." Enclosure cards are the perfect size for gift cards, flower cards, etc.! Each card is blank inside...

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    Party Started Card

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    Some of us have bedtimes! And no, falling asleep on a basement couch is no longer an option. Each of these cards is letterpress printed on a vintag...

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    Only Young Once Enclosure Card

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    "You're only young once. (And that ship has sailed.)" Enclosure cards are the perfect size for gift cards, flower cards, etc.! Each card is blank i...

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    It Was Your Birthday Enclosure Card

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    "It was your birthday." Enclosure cards are the perfect size for gift cards, flower cards, etc.! Each card is blank inside for your own message, pr...

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    Goddamn Unicorn Enclosure Card

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    "You are a goddamn magical unircorn." Enclosure cards are the perfect size for gift cards, flower cards, etc.! Each card is blank inside for your o...

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    You Make Me Feel Like Lightning Card

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    In the words of Roy Kent, you deserve someone who makes you feel like you've been struck by fucking lightning! Gift this card to the one you love f...

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    RIP Slutty Years Card

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    Someone had to say it...send this funny card to your newly engaged friend. Reads "RIP your slutty years" with a pink tombstone illustration and bla...

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    Best Thing I've Found On The Internet Card

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    You're the best thing I've found on the internet...and I online shop a lot! There's no better way to express how glad you found your partner on a d...

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    Thought That Counts Enclosure Card

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    "It's the thought that counts." Enclosure cards are the perfect size for gift cards, flower cards, etc.! Each card is blank inside for your own mes...

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    Oh Hell Yes Enclosure Card

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    "Oh hell yes" Enclosure cards are the perfect size for gift cards, flower cards, etc.! Each card is blank inside for your own message, printed on 1...

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    Not A Gift Card Enclosure Card

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    "This is definitely not a gift card." Enclosure cards are the perfect size for gift cards, flower cards, etc.! Each card is blank inside for your o...

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    Goddamn Drink Enclosure Card

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    "You deserve a goddamn drink." Enclosure cards are the perfect size for gift cards, flower cards, etc.! Each card is blank inside for your own mess...

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    Buy Your Own Gift Enclosure Card

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    "Buy your own gift." Enclosure cards are the perfect size for gift cards, flower cards, etc.! Each card is blank inside for your own message, print...

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    Big Deal Enclosure Card

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    "Little card. Big Deal." Enclosure cards are the perfect size for gift cards, flower cards, etc.! Each card is blank inside for your own message, p...

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    Bday Give a Shit Enclosure Card

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    "Your birthday is one of the few I give a shit about." Enclosure cards are the perfect size for gift cards, flower cards, etc.! Each card is blank ...

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    Paul Rudd Birthday Card

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    Surviving another year in this crazy world, who would've thought! A2 size card (5.5 X 4.25 in). Blank inside. Paired with kraft envelope. Print...

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    Cheers to You Card

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    A2 folded card is blank inside. Paired with INK MEETS PAPER® Signature Envelope with printed seems and liner and packaged in a clear sleeve. All I...

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