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    Autocorrect Card (Boxed Set)

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    Fact No. 25 Thanks to autocorrect, 1 in 5 children will be getting a visit from Satan this Christmas. Inside Message: Blank Comes in a boxed set of...

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    Birthday Boy & Scooter Card

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    Dear Birthday Boy, It's your special day, and tonight I plan on giving you the ride of your life. Sincerely, Your Mobility Scooter Inside Message: ...

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    Channing Tatum Card (Boxed Set)

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    Little Known Fact: Literally every spelling of Hannukah is correct. Channukah? Hannhooka? Chewbacca? Channing Tatum? All Fine. Inside Message: Blank

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    Decorate Things Card

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    More Holidays where we decorate things and then eat them, please. Inside Message: Blank

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    Fuck This Card

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    It's beginning to look a lot like fuck this. Inside Message: Blank

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    Jewish Friend Card

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    Happy Hanukkah to all my Jewish Friend! Inside Message: Blank

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    Likes and Shares Card

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    The stockings were instragrammed by the chimney with care, with hopes that the photo would get likes and shares. Merry Christmas Inside Message: Blank

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    Powerful Woman Card

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    “I know I‘ve truly grown into a strong powerful woman because I can still literally do anything while crying.” These cards feature a blank inside f...

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    Toddler Card

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    We've all been there... “Although frowned upon, it’s not illegal to call a toddler an asshole.” Features a blank inside for your own message!

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