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“People continue to be younger than me and I continue to find it quite rude. Happy Birthday.” DETAILS // • Size: 5.5 x 4.25 • Inside Message: blan...

“It’s all fun and games until your metabolism slows down. Happy Birthday.” DETAILS // • Size: 5.5 x 4.25 • Inside Message: blank • Paper: white co...

“Middle age is mostly getting super excited about different flavors of hummus.” DETAILS // • Size: 5.5 x 4.25 • Inside Message: blank • Paper: ecr...

“Age is just a number that makes you feel bad about yourself because fuck you’re old.” DETAILS // • Size: 5.5 x 4.25 • Inside Message: blank • Pap...

“Spend it all in one place. Who gives a shit. Happy Birthday!” DETAILS // • Size: 3.25 x 6.38 tri-fold / fits cash and checks • Inside Message: bl...

“It's your party and you can cry if you want to. Happy Birthday.” DETAILS // • Size: 5.5 x 4.25 • Inside Message: blank • Paper: white cotton • En...

“The best part of getting older is the over abundance of things to be outraged by.” DETAILS // • Size: 5.5 x 4.25 • Inside Message: blank • Paper:...

Show someone special how much they mean to you with our Favorite Person Card. With a playful red and white design, this card reads 'Happy Birthday ...

Who would've thought a classic literature quote would be so relatable? A2 size card (5.5 X 4.25 in). Blank inside. Paired with kraft envelope. ...

The hair growing out of the ears makes up for it. A2 size card (5.5 X 4.25 in). Blank inside. Paired with kraft envelope. Printed on 100lb heav...

The perfect card to fill with cheddar! A2 size card (5.5 X 4.25 in). Blank inside. Paired with kraft envelope. Printed on 100lb heavy bright wh...

By this time you should be married to Justin Timberlake, living in your loft apartment in NYC. A2 size card (5.5 X 4.25 in). Blank inside. Paire...

A card for the person that made it to another year! A2 size card (5.5 X 4.25 in). Blank inside. Paired with kraft envelope. Printed on 100lb he...

When you can't party like you used to. A2 size card (5.5 X 4.25 in). Blank inside. Paired with kraft envelope. Printed on 100lb heavy bright wh...

Nothing like the sweet sweet smell of liniment. A2 size card (5.5 X 4.25 in). Blank inside. Paired with kraft envelope. Printed on 100lb heavy ...

A2 size card (5.5 X 4.25 in). Blank inside. Paired with kraft envelope. Printed on 100lb heavy bright white matte card stock. Each card is pack...