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    Little-F Baby Shower Card

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    "Congrats on the little fucker" Our letterpress cards are printed on A4 sized cotton cardstock. Each card is blank on the inside for your own messa...

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    Burrito Baby Enclosure Card

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    "Your burrito-making skills are about to come in handy." Enclosure cards are the perfect size for gift cards, flower cards, etc.! Each card is blan...

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    Fun Aunt Card

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    Is there like a waitlist for these things? An application process? Whatever, the baby will know who the fun aunt is when the time comes. Each of th...

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    Hows Your Vag? Card

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    Are you still confused why your friend had a baby on purpose? Are you not so secretly more concerned about the state of your friends vagina? Ask he...

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    Shits & Giggles Baby Card

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    It's all shits and giggles now! This hilarious baby greeting card is the perfect way to congratulate new parents on their little bundle of joy! 💩🎉 ...

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    Lizzo Friendship Card

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    "Look in the mirror like damn, she the one. So proud of you, Lizzo" Our letterpress cards are printed on A4 sized cotton cardstock. Each card is bl...

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    Proper Adult Holiday Enclosure Card

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    "Yes. I got you a present. Like a proper adult." Enclosure cards are the perfect size for gift cards, flower cards, etc.! Each card is blank inside...

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    Goddamn Unicorn Enclosure Card

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    "You are a goddamn magical unircorn." Enclosure cards are the perfect size for gift cards, flower cards, etc.! Each card is blank inside for your o...

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    You're Parents Card

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    Shit Show Parents Card

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    At least you’re not alone! Imperfect people raising imperfect people is a tradition that’s been passed down for milenia. Let’s celebrate it! Each o...

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    Parenthood Card

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    At least you’re not alone! Imperfect people raising imperfect people is a tradition that’s been passed down for milenia. Let’s celebrate it! Each o...

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    Toddler Card

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    We've all been there... “Although frowned upon, it’s not illegal to call a toddler an asshole.” Features a blank inside for your own message!

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    New Baby Card

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    "Pushed it real good, congrats on the new baby" Our letterpress cards are printed on A4 sized cotton cardstock. Each card is blank on the inside fo...

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    Infertility Sucks Card

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    "Infertility sucks, if you need me to stick needles in your butt, I've got your back(side)." Our letterpress cards are printed on A4 sized cotton c...

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    Thought That Counts Enclosure Card

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    "It's the thought that counts." Enclosure cards are the perfect size for gift cards, flower cards, etc.! Each card is blank inside for your own mes...

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    Oh Hell Yes Enclosure Card

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    "Oh hell yes" Enclosure cards are the perfect size for gift cards, flower cards, etc.! Each card is blank inside for your own message, printed on 1...

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    Not A Gift Card Enclosure Card

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    "This is definitely not a gift card." Enclosure cards are the perfect size for gift cards, flower cards, etc.! Each card is blank inside for your o...

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    Goddamn Drink Enclosure Card

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    "You deserve a goddamn drink." Enclosure cards are the perfect size for gift cards, flower cards, etc.! Each card is blank inside for your own mess...

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    Fancy Registry Enclosure Card

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    "You registered for some pretty fancy shit." Enclosure cards are the perfect size for gift cards, flower cards, etc.! Each card is blank inside for...

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    Buy Your Own Gift Enclosure Card

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    "Buy your own gift." Enclosure cards are the perfect size for gift cards, flower cards, etc.! Each card is blank inside for your own message, print...

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    Big Deal Enclosure Card

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    "Little card. Big Deal." Enclosure cards are the perfect size for gift cards, flower cards, etc.! Each card is blank inside for your own message, p...

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    Cheers to You Card

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    Tiny Human Card

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    Sweet Little One Card

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